“This letter is strictly written to address the general public. Also it gives me; Digvijay Singh, an immense pleasure to announce that “The Unwise Prevails over the Wise” has completed its year long journey in Blogosphere and on such an occasion what is better than to publish my letter to Indian youth?”
I have been wondering for years to write such a letter and
unravel what Digvijay actually is. And today, here I am collecting my anecdotes
and aligning them in this letter as we speak. I was born in the year 1947 and
the truth of Indian independence lies within me. I was declared as the destined
child by Panditji from Shiv Mandir
near my Mausiji’s house; that would
bring an ode of emancipation with him for his motherland. That very year India
tasted its long awaited freedom; my virtue has never been credited since then.
History also testifies; life of a hero has always been synonym to miseries and
darkness; mine was no different. I was sent to an engineering college……eyes of
sympathy still haunt me. I was always looked down upon by the people for years
probably because I was Sheldon Cooper of my era. I must bring up some of my handy
work I did in my early days. When I was 7, my neighbor aunt caught me stalking her
daughter; when I was 10, a bunch of lad pondered me because I refuse to give them
the money I lost in a bet; at the age of 15, I was on the pinnacle of my puberty
and my parents caught me ………….*Fap Fap Fap*; at the age of 20, teacher caught
me with chits while writing exam. I grew up without a Play Stations or iPhone
or watching Harry Potter Series or riding Pulsar; enough to give you a rough
sketch of my demean childhood. Every piece of my miseries fell into the right
void as predicted by Daruwalaji, precisely
this is the reason why lately I like being called as Diggy; name change policy,
you see!
I was sad, low and heading without the compass of life. I remember the verses I quoted during this phase—
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness
That most frightens us.
We ask ourselves
Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of God.
You’re playing small
Does not serve the world.
There's nothing enlightened about shrinking
So that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We are all meant to shine,
As children do.
We were born to make manifest
The glory of God that is within us.
It's not just in some of us;
It's in everyone.
And as we let our own light shine,
We unconsciously give other people permission to do the
same.
As we're liberated from our own fear,
Our presence automatically liberates others.
—
Marianne Williamson Digvijay Singh
My vision provoked the poet out of me and under no consciousness
I wrote such a masterpiece. Vision was equipped to change my life forever; it
was the day when I joined the most elite politico group of India; Congress. I
had to accomplish something for myself. Bas
ek aag thi jo tan badan main failti
chali gayi. I was young, naive and my youth kept pushing me to strive for
success. But now I am focus and motor mouth service man with a will to put
India on world map, in a slightly different manner, unlike F1 racing or A Raja. Politics
is a game of dirt; I was accused of being corrupt, endlessly and invariably. I am the chosen one and I can never have
words such a corrupt in my career file; it has always been and will always be
a conspiracy by Anti-Digvijay group, Hindu groups, BJP or RSS. The possibility
of involvement of Extra Terrestrials cannot be ruled out as well.
Baseless charges on me: Ridiculously
ridicule accusations
Now when the congress is strong enough, capable to single
handedly trend anything on twitter; it is not unnatural that Anti-Congress
(Team Anna) will not take birth. It’s a balance without which universe will shred
into pieces. Over the time they nourished and tried to shake the concrete of
ruling party. After me they proceeded
as their play was laid; Manmohanji,
Soniaji and Rahulji by Kajrawaala
err… I mean Kejriwal. I respect Annaji “only”
from the bottom of my heart. I hold no personal grudge against him but I
sincerely believe if he wants to bring “A Good Government” into power, instead
of his chaotic campaign he should fight an election without the invisible
support of RSS or ET’s.
So, in my final words I would like to wish you all a very
happy life ahead. My you always hoot and vote for Congress. Jai Hind!
Dhanyawaad
— Digvijay Singh
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