Saturday, October 15, 2011

.....Yours Truly






 “This letter is strictly written to address the general public. Also it gives me; Digvijay Singh, an immense pleasure to announce that “The Unwise Prevails over the Wise” has completed its year long journey in Blogosphere and on such an occasion what is better than to publish my letter to Indian youth?”

I have been wondering for years to write such a letter and unravel what Digvijay actually is. And today, here I am collecting my anecdotes and aligning them in this letter as we speak. I was born in the year 1947 and the truth of Indian independence lies within me. I was declared as the destined child by Panditji from Shiv Mandir near my Mausiji’s house; that would bring an ode of emancipation with him for his motherland. That very year India tasted its long awaited freedom; my virtue has never been credited since then. History also testifies; life of a hero has always been synonym to miseries and darkness; mine was no different. I was sent to an engineering college……eyes of sympathy still haunt me. I was always looked down upon by the people for years probably because I was Sheldon Cooper of my era. I must bring up some of my handy work I did in my early days. When I was 7, my neighbor aunt caught me stalking her daughter; when I was 10, a bunch of lad pondered me because I refuse to give them the money I lost in a bet; at the age of 15, I was on the pinnacle of my puberty and my parents caught me ………….*Fap Fap Fap*; at the age of 20, teacher caught me with chits while writing exam. I grew up without a Play Stations or iPhone or watching Harry Potter Series or riding Pulsar; enough to give you a rough sketch of my demean childhood. Every piece of my miseries fell into the right void as predicted by Daruwalaji, precisely this is the reason why lately I like being called as Diggy; name change policy, you see!

I was sad, low and heading without the compass of life. I remember the verses I quoted during this phase—

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness
That most frightens us.

We ask ourselves
Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of God.

You’re playing small
Does not serve the world.
There's nothing enlightened about shrinking
So that other people won't feel insecure around you.

We are all meant to shine,
As children do.
We were born to make manifest
The glory of God that is within us.

It's not just in some of us;
It's in everyone.

And as we let our own light shine,
We unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we're liberated from our own fear,
Our presence automatically liberates others.
     Marianne Williamson Digvijay Singh

My vision provoked the poet out of me and under no consciousness I wrote such a masterpiece. Vision was equipped to change my life forever; it was the day when I joined the most elite politico group of India; Congress. I had to accomplish something for myself. Bas ek aag thi jo tan badan main  failti chali gayi. I was young, naive and my youth kept pushing me to strive for success. But now I am focus and motor mouth service man with a will to put India on world map, in a slightly different manner, unlike F1 racing or A Raja. Politics is a game of dirt; I was accused of being corrupt, endlessly and invariably. I am the chosen one and I can never have words such a corrupt in my career file; it has always been and will always be a conspiracy by Anti-Digvijay group, Hindu groups, BJP or RSS. The possibility of involvement of Extra Terrestrials cannot be ruled out as well.

Baseless charges on me: Ridiculously ridicule accusations

Now when the congress is strong enough, capable to single handedly trend anything on twitter; it is not unnatural that Anti-Congress (Team Anna) will not take birth. It’s a balance without which universe will shred into pieces. Over the time they nourished and tried to shake the concrete of ruling party. After me they proceeded as their play was laid; Manmohanji, Soniaji and Rahulji by Kajrawaala err… I mean Kejriwal. I respect Annaji “only” from the bottom of my heart. I hold no personal grudge against him but I sincerely believe if he wants to bring “A Good Government” into power, instead of his chaotic campaign he should fight an election without the invisible support of RSS or ET’s. 

So, in my final words I would like to wish you all a very happy life ahead. My you always hoot and vote for Congress. Jai Hind!

Dhanyawaad

Digvijay Singh

Post was also published at thewittyshit(dot)com and can be read here.

28 comments:

  1. well well well..
    perhaps some day he will see this and this will poke some sense in him..all the best.

    stay connected!!!
    its me!!! sharan :)

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  2. happy blog anniversary. Wishing you years and years of insightful writing.

    TSK tsk Digvijay Singh really needs to read this

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  3. LOL...funny...

    and congrats for completing 1yr :)

    Cheers!
    SUB
    Check out my new blog at >>
    http://evolvingdaddy.blogspot.com/

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  4. No wonder everyone wants Diggy in a mental asylum... I am not sure about his mental faculties but he surely suffers from Opinionitis....has an opinion on everything.
    Welcome Back.

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  5. Sharan Scholars failed to poke anything into him, then who am I?

    Sub Thanks. Happy parenting.

    Anita M'am What if he asks for some money to visit my blog? Hmph!

    Alka M'am Yay!

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  6. exactly why i should read news :( i do not know what diggi, raja and chiddi did :| darn darn darn...

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  7. Thank you Diggy Raja for gracing Prateek's blog!!

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  8. Firstly congratulations for completing one year..
    I wish u many many happy returns of the day :D

    Secondly... an awesome post... a continuous smile was there on my face..
    loved the whole concept of Diggi :P

    Visiting u after a long tym... hope u doin fine.

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  9. Back from block with a Bang!!!

    Sheldon will vaccinate and autoclave himself when he knows whom he is been compared to ;)

    Happy Blog anniversary :D

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  10. COngrats on the One year .. I jsut completed Two yesterday :)


    I dont know what to say on people like that ...
    Bikram's

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  11. Chintan Haha! You must.

    Giribala M'am He's a kind fellow.

    Jyoti Thank you. I too am writing after a long time. Feels good.

    Beyond Horizon Yay! Yay! Yay!

    Bikramji Congratulations. :)

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  12. Welcome back cribber
    Digvijay seems to be 'bokhalya' after all the events because of annaji, and his bottom of heart is full of evil deeds (not corruption.. it's not in his dictionary or career life)
    beware! if anyone of his followers (read anti-anna party) reads this, they are going to take out a campaign to block blogging freedom too..

    Happy birthday to the blog and i wish you keep cribbing err...writing always.. "

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  13. :)
    hey check out my blogs too
    and follow it if you like.

    http://itsthewayilive.blogspot.com/

    do let me know how can i improve on it :)

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  14. Wo wo. Did I just read Diggy's first open letter that made some sense? :P

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  15. Deepika Haha! Now that was a crib.

    Sugandha Ayo. I edited it. :)

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  16. Hey Prateek....what else could be the best way to celebrate your blogoversary...

    nice post dude...keep writing :)

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  17. Hahahaha...without the invisible support of RSS or ET’s. Also thanks to your Kajrawala link I read all those corruption charges against Diggy. Whoa that was a lot.
    Great post!

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  18. Pardon my ignorance but I don't know who digvijay is. I should google him now. Anyway, it was another witty post. I really liked it.

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  19. Did RSS pay you to write this? :p

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  20. whoh! Diggy pouring his heart in this letter ! The letter should have been named as "words from the most corrupted person on earth." Happy anniversary to your blog by the way!

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  21. Wish Diggy reads this...
    and please answer Purba's question :P :D

    PS: I love the lines "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
    Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
    It is our light, not our darkness
    That most frightens us."
    From the original author offcourse :P

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  22. long time...no posts yet :(


    you have been tagged here>>
    http://khonjtheeternalsearch.blogspot.com/2011/11/thanks.html

    Cheers!
    SUB

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  23. Yeah it feels good... :)
    PS: Been away from blogosphere in past few days, hope u doing fine !!

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  25. Wish digvijay read it atleast once !

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  26. hey !!
    where lost ??
    No posts frm such a long tym ?

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  27. Hey Jyoti,
    Been struggling with ideas. Dashboard full of half written posts. Hope to complete them soon.

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  28. This is interesting. I am nodding in agreement. And something else. I am not sure. You got me thinking..

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